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Saturday, May 7, 2011

Losing Kardashian

de bene esse: literally, of well-being, morally acceptable but subject to future validation or exception


I've been watching more Kardashian reality - remembering it is always open season on folk who for a buck expoit their "reality".

Khloe & Lamar
I watch the latest Kardashian production because Lamar is a cool guy but never! God forbid! to watch Khloe.  Ugh ... she's a tiresome, whining, harpie. 

Her friend Malika quit as Khloe's personal assistant because the job blocked her ambitions to resume an acting career.  Malika's opportunity for an audition was dashed when bristling Khloe needed papers delivered and her planned meeting with Lamar meant Malika had to do it.  How important could the Lamar meeting be? The man is in LA with Khloe filming for reality tv.

Watching her future slip away as all things Khloe eclispe her, Malika decides to take a Khloe break and left her employ.  She plans to get a "regular" job that allows her time for auditions.  Hmmm - wouldn't a job with your best friend be the dream job that would accommodate Malika?  Not this job. 

Khloe's head is, as expected, still up her ass.


Rob Kardashian
What can I say?  The latest Kardash reality deal has revealed the softened loser that Rob Kardashian has grown up to be.  He lives in Lamar's house.  With Khloe and Lamar.  He does not work.

His cool swagger, painfully laid bare for not being there, is the mimicked black slang of Lamar Odom's world; Rob's smooth dude moves are unconvincing.  He resents Lamar's bestie Jamie and declares him a loser who lives off Lamar - while Rob is the brother who loves him who wants nothing in return.  So what does living in the man's house mean?  Rob is whack. 

How did Lamar come to deserve these two?

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